Sexually Oblivious Rhino

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Im always losing things and I feel like losing something else tonight sweet, I love scavenger hunts  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"feel free to come and sleep with me if you get cold." "nah i haven't been sleeping well lately. i wouldn't want to wake you up"

hot singles in my area? why don't they just buy a fan?

hot singles in my area? why don't they just buy a fan?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

why don't we take this dinner to go? because I have paid a 20% service tip

why don't we take this dinner to go? because I have paid a 20% service tip  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

put some sour cream in your taco? I thought you hated Mexican?

put some sour cream in your taco? I thought you hated Mexican?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

What am i doing after the club? It's quarter to 3, I'm probably going to go home

What am i doing after the club? It's quarter to 3, I'm probably going to go home  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Am i hung like a rhino? I'll call my mom. She knows everything

Am i hung like a rhino? I'll call my mom. She knows everything  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Walks in on parents having sex Thinks parents are play fighting

Walks in on parents having sex Thinks parents are play fighting  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"That's what she said!" I know, I just said that...

She asked me to titty fuck her But then I told her there ain't no hole !

She asked me to titty fuck her  But then I told her there ain't no hole !  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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