Sexually Oblivious Rhino

A cleveland steamer That sounds like a swell ride

A cleveland steamer That sounds like a swell ride  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Want to catch up over coffee? Sure. I'll invite all the other friends I need to catch up with too

Want to catch up over coffee? Sure. I'll invite all the other friends I need to catch up with too  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

What do tampons have anything to do with a clam and pearl??

What do tampons have anything to do with a clam and pearl??  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

I'm the motherflippin' rhymenoceros

I'm the motherflippin' rhymenoceros  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Your website says free parking why can't I leave my car here for 2 months?

Your website says free parking why can't I leave my car here for 2 months?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

i really want you to take your clothes off nah, that's ok

i really want you to take your clothes off nah, that's ok  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

A Rusty Trombone? No, I just cleaned mine last night.

A Rusty Trombone? No, I just cleaned mine last night.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Threesome? My phone doesn't offer conference calling

Threesome? My phone doesn't offer conference calling  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want me to take you? Sure, where are we going?

You want me to take you? Sure, where are we going?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

How about TWO paper towels?? ...? Why'd she hang up?

How about TWO paper towels?? ...?
Why'd she hang up?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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