Sexually Oblivious Rhino

i wanted a hippopotamus for christmas not a freaking rhinoceros!

i wanted a hippopotamus for christmas  not a freaking rhinoceros!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You're horny? Haha I'm a Rhino

You're horny? Haha I'm a Rhino  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

My boyfriend has left me. If you visit my town, you can stay overnight at my place. Sorry, I can't get asleep if it's not my bed.

My boyfriend has left me. If you visit my town, you can stay overnight at my place. Sorry, I can't get asleep if it's not my bed.   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"Are you ready for dessert?" "I just had cobbler"

You're Horny? Bitch please, I have a horn

You're Horny? Bitch please, I have a horn  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

girl asks him for friends with benefits sure you can do my homework

girl asks him for friends with benefits

 sure you can do my homework  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Sees Kama Sutra on bookcase. "Can you show me a position from one of your books?" Begins setting up a chessboard

Sees Kama Sutra on bookcase.

bitchslaps Pussy ass wolves

bitchslaps Pussy ass wolves  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Come up for coffee? Na, it's probably getting a little too late for coffee...

Come up for coffee? Na, it's probably getting a little too late for coffee...  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

shower? i'll wait outside.

shower?  i'll wait outside.   Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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