Sexually Oblivious Rhino

If I play my cards right I might get lucky? Ooh which game are we playing?!

If I play my cards right I might get lucky? Ooh which game are we playing?!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Get the Lube? My car is fine!

Get the Lube? My car is fine!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

DO I HAVE PROTECTION? I DONT LIKE GUNS.

DO I HAVE PROTECTION? I DONT LIKE GUNS.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

69? no, i'm only 34!

69? no, i'm only 34!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Fingerblast your fartbox? NO

Fingerblast your fartbox? NO  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Do it orally? I hate presentations

Do it orally?  I hate presentations  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Condom? That's a fancy word for a water balloon

Condom? That's a fancy word for a water balloon  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you want to sleep with me? ok, just don't hog the blankets

you want to sleep with me? ok, just don't hog the blankets  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You're getting too skinny, maybe you should come to my place so i can feed you nah, i'm on a diet

You're getting too skinny, maybe you should come to my place so i can feed you nah, i'm on a diet  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You have some dust by your zipper let me wipe it off No, it's ok i'll get it.

You have some dust by your zipper let me wipe it off No, it's ok i'll get it.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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