Sexually Oblivious Rhino

sex tape? all i have is duct tape

sex tape? all i have is duct tape  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

a mirror in my pocket? no i don't do cocaine.

a mirror in my pocket? no i don't do cocaine.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

lick your pussy? your cat will clean itself

lick your pussy? your cat will clean itself  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"Is that a rocket in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Sorry its actually the zipper on my jeans flipped up, let me fix that

"Wow it's really cold out here" "Probably because you didn't zip up your jacket"

WHY YES THERE does appear to be A BANANA IN MY TROUSERS, not sure how they got in there.

WHY YES THERE does appear to be A BANANA IN MY TROUSERS, not sure how they got in there.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

fleshlight? must come in handy if the power goes out

fleshlight? must come in handy if the power goes out  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

"Can I come over and practice?" Sorry, not home

Her:"Let's do something naughty" Me: "Why don't you come back to my place..." "I know cool ways to troll people over the internet!"

Her:

You want a dirty sanchez? My friend is dirty, but his name is Jose.

You want a dirty sanchez? My friend is dirty, but his name is Jose.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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