Sheltered College Freshman

hears two girls screaming/moaning during sex knocks on the door to see if they're ok

hears two girls screaming/moaning during sex knocks on the door to see if they're ok  Sheltered College Freshman

You want to give me a pearl necklace? That's so nice of you!

You want to give me a pearl necklace? That's so nice of you!  Sheltered College Freshman

SAYS SHE IS STUDYING ENGLISH ALREADY HAS DEGREE IN COCK

SAYS SHE IS STUDYING ENGLISH ALREADY HAS DEGREE IN COCK  Sheltered College Freshman

DTF? sure! i love to be your friend!

DTF? sure! i love to be your friend!  Sheltered College Freshman

This nice boy I met in class wants me to come back to his dorm room He must want to study in a quieter place

This nice boy I met in class wants me to come back to his dorm room He must want to study in a quieter place  Sheltered College Freshman

My roommate keeps putting her socks on the doorknob Must Have OCD

My roommate keeps putting her socks on the doorknob Must Have OCD  Sheltered College Freshman

I don't know anything about politics But I know I don't like Obama

I don't know anything about politics But I know I don't like Obama  Sheltered College Freshman

do you have to take a language course to go to london?

do you have to take a language course to go to london?  Sheltered College Freshman

reverse cowgirl? But how will I see where I'm going?

reverse cowgirl? But how will I see where I'm going?  Sheltered College Freshman

"That guy just asked me about 69 is that a football thing or something?"

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