Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains because it is not the car with the "peace sign" on the hood Husband buys her New Beemer

complains because it is not the car with the

Comes into room politely leaves door open

Comes into room politely leaves door open  Sheltering Suburban Mom

So you're an Atheist It's just a phase

So you're an Atheist It's just a phase  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Am I a bigot Or just a complete idiot?

Am I a bigot Or just a complete idiot?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If evolution is real Why don't people have wings?

If evolution is real Why don't people have wings?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You're going to get addicted and become a stoner!" While drinking her 4th coffee of the morning.

Finds swisher foil in your room Gives you a lecture on the dangers of tobacco

Finds swisher foil in your room Gives you a lecture on the dangers of tobacco  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Girls wear skimpy clothes Bans shorts

Girls wear skimpy clothes Bans shorts  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears "oral sex" is in Dictionary Gets all dictionaries pulled from schools

Hears

Hates Nosy people Reads celebrity gossip magazines

Hates Nosy people Reads celebrity gossip magazines  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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