Sheltering Suburban Mom

was kinda hot in 10th grade total dick tease

was kinda hot in 10th grade total dick tease  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys son whirley, flashy, noisy thing at circus Yells at him for turning it on during circus

Buys son whirley, flashy, noisy thing at circus Yells at him for turning it on during circus  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lives in Country founded on freedom Uses freedom to live by oppressive religious beliefs

Lives in Country founded on freedom Uses freedom to live by oppressive religious beliefs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks people get sick/ cured by will of god uses pregnancy tests

thinks people get sick/ cured by will of god uses pregnancy tests  Sheltering Suburban Mom

its impossible for plants to have feelings. theres no proof god exists and i dont need proof

its impossible for plants to have feelings. theres no proof god exists and i dont need proof  Sheltering Suburban Mom

competitive Sports should be banned because of all the violence they cause

competitive Sports should be banned because of all the violence they cause  Sheltering Suburban Mom

child gets one B+ and a bunch of A's no tv, computer, video games, or phone until those grades improve!

child gets one B+ and a bunch of A's no tv, computer, video games, or phone until those grades improve!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You better believe in God so you don't burn in hell

You better believe in God so you don't burn in hell  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finally learns to use Spotify Uses it to play hymns

Finally learns to use Spotify Uses it to play hymns  Sheltering Suburban Mom

if you don't have friends you're evil because god made us to be social

if you don't have friends you're evil because god made us to be social  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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