Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wont let kids play touch football but owns three vibrators

Wont let kids play touch football but owns three vibrators  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Atheist? Does that mean, you worship the devil?

Atheist? Does that mean, you worship the devil?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Don't cut me off!" says exactly what you knew she would

"Eveyone should be able to believe what they choose," Forces atheist son to attend church services

Your Xbox 360 is stealing the TV's wireless so I cant watch netflix Not the three laptops, two smart phones, and ipod touch we have.

Your Xbox 360 is stealing the TV's wireless so I cant watch netflix Not the three laptops, two smart phones, and ipod touch we have.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees plants growing in your closet Mentions your new green thumb to your teacher

Sees plants growing in your closet Mentions your new green thumb to your teacher  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Stop wasting your time with video games!" Watches kim and khloe take new york

Buys daughter slutty clothes so she fits in Daughter loses virginity in middle school

Buys daughter slutty clothes so she fits in Daughter loses virginity in middle school  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sin is written in our dna and baptism replaces our dna with gods dna

Sin is written in our dna and baptism replaces our dna with gods dna  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I haven't watched the evolution of dance Because i don't believe in evolution

I haven't watched the evolution of dance Because i don't believe in evolution  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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