Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't believe in evolution Gets a flu shot every year

Doesn't believe in evolution Gets a flu shot every year  Sheltering Suburban Mom

likes to finger herself can't aford dildo

likes to finger herself can't aford dildo  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't pay for your college buys clothes for herself everyday

Won't pay for your college buys clothes for herself everyday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

wants creationism in school wont allow science in church

wants creationism in school wont allow science in church  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says people should stop being lazy and get a job spends entire day watching soap operas

says people should stop being lazy and get a job spends entire day watching soap operas  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Can travel the world, maybe even become president Still upset you haven't given her grandchildren

Can travel the world, maybe even become president Still upset you haven't given her grandchildren  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys her favorite soda, doesn't like drinking it with dinner Complains when you drink it

Buys her favorite soda, doesn't like drinking it with dinner Complains when you drink it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No honey. Cartilage piercings are distasteful. got her clit pierced in college

No honey. Cartilage piercings are distasteful.  got her clit pierced in college  Sheltering Suburban Mom

outraged by child labour wears nike track suits

outraged by child labour  wears nike track suits  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hi! I'm Pauline Allen and i'm about to piss you off with this email

Hi! I'm Pauline Allen and i'm about to piss you off with this email  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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