Sheltering Suburban Mom

"All muslims are terrorists" Sends defenseless children to Catholic school

uses shake weight every day refuses to give you godlike handjob

uses shake weight every day refuses to give you godlike handjob  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Walks in on you playing ps3 for the first time in a week "is this how you plan on spending your summer!?"

Walks in on you playing ps3 for the first time in a week

I like the pillows on the couch. Thank you very much, Consuela.

I like the pillows on the couch. Thank you very much, Consuela.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't want you to smoke trees Admits to smoking cigarettes since she was 12

Doesn't want you to smoke trees Admits to smoking cigarettes since she was 12  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Eavesdrops on conversation with your friend "did I hear the 'sex' word?!"

Eavesdrops on conversation with your friend

kicks her son out for surfing on r/atheism goes daily on r/atheism to downvote all the posts

kicks her son out for surfing on r/atheism goes daily on r/atheism to downvote all the posts  Sheltering Suburban Mom

banking error collect 500 $ gift from god

banking error collect 500 $ gift from god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears about Pedophile priesthood Sends kids to church anyway

Hears about Pedophile priesthood  Sends kids to church anyway  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You don't need to wear low cut tops so everyone stares at your boobs! Wears booty shorts with words on butt

You don't need to wear low cut tops so everyone stares at your boobs! Wears booty shorts with words on butt  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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