Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sends you text message From, Mom

Sends you text message From, 
Mom  Sheltering Suburban Mom

One side of imaginary argument after mom takes away the xbox

One side of imaginary argument after mom takes away the xbox  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Preaches family morals to everyone banging husband's best friend

Preaches family morals to everyone banging husband's best friend  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let son date black or latina girls Never Misses a Zumba class

Won't let son date 
black or latina girls Never Misses a
Zumba class  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees Missing pumpkins calls BABO

Sees Missing pumpkins calls BABO  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks lady gaga is yucky loves madonna

thinks lady gaga is yucky loves madonna  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thanks, xanax for making me such a tool

thanks, xanax for making me such a tool  Sheltering Suburban Mom

bitches that you wont work-out with her refuses to have sex

bitches that you wont work-out with her refuses to have sex  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Farts incessantly on airplanes. Looks at others as if they are the guilty party.

Farts incessantly on airplanes. Looks at others as if they are the guilty party.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hires you to clean the pool just pays you $80 a week for sex.

Hires you to clean the pool just pays you $80 a week for sex.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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