Sheltering Suburban Mom

you're 23 years old thinks you're 13 years old and treats you accordingly

you're 23 years old thinks you're 13 years old and treats you accordingly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds out child is Atheist and wants to change his mind. No more presents for christmas.

Finds out child is Atheist and wants to change his mind. No more presents for christmas.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

suv suburban soccer mom doesn't know how to drive suv

suv suburban soccer mom doesn't know how to drive suv  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Recycles for a better environment owns 2 pickup trucks and a boat

Recycles for a better environment owns 2 pickup trucks and a boat  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Ridicules you for never eating anything green Lives off slim-fast

Ridicules you for never eating anything green Lives off slim-fast  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I want you to have a good education" Sends you to WVU

Is friends mom fucks you and treats you like a kid still

Is friends mom fucks you and treats you like a kid still  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Reads "The Help". Cries. Moves to other side of street when black teen approaches

Reads

Calls teenage son lazy for not having a job Stay at home mom never worked a day in her life

Calls teenage son lazy for not having a job Stay at home mom never worked a day in her life  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Commends neighbor for converting from Islam to Christianity Tells children they must never change their religion

Commends neighbor for converting from Islam to Christianity Tells children they must never change their religion  Sheltering Suburban Mom
Like us for More!