Sheltering Suburban Mom

If Jesus were alive today He would tell poor people to get a job.

If Jesus were alive today He would tell poor people to get a job.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

kid takes too much cold medicine Drug addict

kid takes too much cold medicine Drug addict  Sheltering Suburban Mom

She has a prescription for xanax & vikoden and 14 year old son has prescription for prozac catches 16 year old son smoking pot and lectures him on the dangers of drugs

She has a prescription for xanax & vikoden and 14 year old son has prescription for prozac catches 16 year old son smoking pot and lectures him on the dangers of drugs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hello there OP's Mom Have you been to the last PTA meeting?

Hello there OP's Mom Have you been to the last PTA meeting?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Brags about her kid going to a university conveniently doesn't mention it's in flint

Brags about her kid going to a university conveniently doesn't mention it's in flint  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Prides herself on being good Christian. Climbs behind the wheel of suv. Pure. Fucking. Evil.

Prides herself on being good Christian.  Climbs behind the wheel of suv.
Pure. Fucking. Evil.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

If evolution was real why doesn't pizza evolve in my stomach

If evolution was real why doesn't pizza evolve in my stomach  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You don't believe in god because you are only capable of thinking logically. You can't think intuitively like I can.

You don't believe in god because you are only capable of thinking logically. You can't think intuitively like I can.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Only used for poking fun at non athiests "Did everyone forget what I was originally for?"

Only used for poking fun at non athiests

Tells you you need more role models in your life hires scumbag steve to babysit

Tells you you need more role models in your life hires scumbag steve to babysit   Sheltering Suburban Mom
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