Sheltering Suburban Mom

*throws bong water at you* "see, weed makes you be angry towards me"

*throws bong water at you*

If god isn't real Explain the sun and moon

If god isn't real Explain the sun and moon  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks heavy metal is from the devil listens to justin bieber

Thinks heavy metal is from the devil listens to justin bieber  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"If you do drugs, you're not welcome in our home." Can't get through the day without at least one Lortab

Complains her kids doesn't go out enough Only goes out to smoke

Complains her kids doesn't go out enough Only goes out to smoke  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Natural selection? it's just organisms selecting to fulfill god's full potential for themselves, naturally

Natural selection? it's just organisms selecting to fulfill god's full potential for themselves, naturally  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Dunkin' Donuts is garbage" Takes kid to Mcdonalds every day.

"gets teacher fired for showing schindler's list." get's son call of duty black ops

You got a C in your Islam paper? Didn't want you learning about those bastards anyway

You got a C in your Islam paper? Didn't want you learning about those bastards anyway  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Happy Father's Day, honey Goes to get nails done with friends

Happy Father's Day, honey Goes to get nails done with friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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