Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds out you are an atheist Demands you go to church to straighten you out

finds out you are an atheist Demands you go to church to straighten you out   Sheltering Suburban Mom

two black people shaking hands drug deal

two black people shaking hands drug deal  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about lazy Mexicans Takes Vicodin and sleeps all day

Complains about lazy Mexicans Takes Vicodin and sleeps all day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Family was almost killed in natural disaster Thanks god

Family was almost killed in natural disaster Thanks god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds pot in your room Washes a xanax, zoloft, and percocet down with bourbon to calm down

Finds pot in your room  Washes a xanax, zoloft, and percocet down with bourbon to calm down  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells teenagers sex should be for procreation only Takes it up the ass and 69s with husbands friends

Tells teenagers sex should be for procreation only Takes it up the ass and 69s with husbands friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't judge other beliefs God bless! :)

Doesn't judge other beliefs God bless! :)  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I think it's time to tell you that Santa, the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy aren't real don't worry though, jesus still is

I think it's time to tell you that Santa, the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy aren't real don't worry though, jesus still is  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you protein shakes aren't healthy serves bacon and mayonnaise "salad"

tells you protein shakes aren't healthy serves bacon and mayonnaise

"I'll always support you in your decisions" Vehemently opposed to me getting a tattoo or piercing

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