Sheltering Suburban Mom

Experimented with girls in college Member of A Million Moms

Experimented with girls in college Member of A Million Moms  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets offended at Girl With The Dragon Tattoo When the man is sodomized

Gets offended at Girl With The Dragon Tattoo When the man is sodomized  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lectures you about good sportsmanship. Curses at the umpire when he calls a strike on you.

Lectures you about good sportsmanship. Curses at the umpire when he calls a strike on you.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Humans are both vertebrates and mammals but not primates

Humans are both vertebrates and mammals but not primates  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I am not a racist Only date white people of the opposite sex or I won't love you.

I am not a racist Only date white people of the opposite sex or I won't love you.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sits pregnant daughter down Gives her the sex talk

Sits pregnant daughter down Gives her the sex talk  Sheltering Suburban Mom

moves in next to highway complains about the noise

moves in next to highway complains about the noise  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The look on every girls face... when Wilmot makes another sexual innuendo

The look on every girls face... when Wilmot makes another sexual innuendo  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells little ellie to be careful dating boys in school sleeps with gardener

Tells little ellie to be careful dating boys in school sleeps with gardener   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Good Moms have clean floors, kitchens, ovens and have happy kids! Stop making excuses for being a lazy slob!

Good Moms have clean floors, kitchens, ovens and have happy kids! Stop making excuses for being a lazy slob!  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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