Sheltering Suburban Mom

Your father keeps his scrotum so clean you could eat off of it. That's where we're having our taco dinner, tonight.

Your father keeps his scrotum so clean you could eat off of it. That's where we're having our taco dinner, tonight.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You can't get that, we have no money!" goes on vacation to mexico every 3 weeks

Has white husband, gets black baby Proof evolution isn't real

Has white husband, gets black baby Proof evolution isn't real  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says Video games are violent Gave you a nintendo 64 when you were young

Says Video games are violent Gave you a nintendo 64 when you were young  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants her child to do good in biology E-mails teacher for teaching evolution

Wants her child to do good in biology E-mails teacher for teaching evolution  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds you jacking off in bathroom gives talk on the dangers of being pregnant

Finds you jacking off in bathroom gives talk on the dangers of being pregnant  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"make sure the house is clean for the cleaner"

Atheists are cold Revelation 3:16 So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth.

Atheists are cold Revelation 3:16 So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"reminds" Husband to wear wedding ring before leaving to make the big bucks "Forgets" to wear wedding ring before leaving to spend the big bucks

Yells at you for farting Poops in the shower

Yells at you for farting Poops in the shower  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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