Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you to hold off for a while after a shitshow with high school friends downs half a bottle of chardonnay nightly

tells you to hold off for a while after a shitshow with high school friends downs half a bottle of chardonnay nightly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No text back in 10 minutes? I should call

No text back in 10 minutes? I should call  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let you go to the mall, parties, or after-school events Wonders why you haven't met a nice boy yet

Doesn't let you go to the mall, parties, or after-school events Wonders why you haven't met a nice boy yet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Proud Military Wife" Proudly stands by her man Shops with his credit cards Microwaves McDonalds for Supper

That video of the known universe was computer animated so it must be fake

That video of the known universe was computer animated so it must be fake    Sheltering Suburban Mom

one day after forcing me to attend easter service "it's april fools' day. be skeptical of what people tell you."

one day after forcing me to attend easter service

detects a new scent when you get home alcohol

detects a new scent when you get home alcohol  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tell boring story about your aunt over 9000 times

tell boring story about your aunt  over 9000 times  Sheltering Suburban Mom

hitler was a christian no he was a nazi

hitler was a christian no he was a nazi  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to stop wasting her money makes no contribution to family income at all

Tells you to stop wasting her money makes no contribution to family income at all  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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