Sheltering Suburban Mom

Owns $80,000 Range rover Can't drive it

Owns $80,000 Range rover Can't drive it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I HATE SEEING THE SHELTERING MOM MEME BECAUSE I WANT TO JIZZ ON THE MODEL'S STINKY HOLE AND LICK IT OUT BUT I CAN'T.

I HATE SEEING THE SHELTERING MOM MEME BECAUSE I WANT TO JIZZ ON THE MODEL'S STINKY HOLE AND LICK IT OUT BUT I CAN'T.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Flips out about c in math and trashes The Ipod you bought Blames you for making her so angry-then makes you pay for the new one

Flips out about c in math and trashes The Ipod you bought Blames you for making her so angry-then makes you pay for the new one  Sheltering Suburban Mom

makes fun of and is mean to black people cries when mj and whitney houston die

makes fun of and is mean to black people cries when mj and whitney houston die  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Attends every school board meeting To bitch about high schollers being allowed to watch r-rated movies

Attends every school board meeting To bitch about high schollers being allowed to watch r-rated movies  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Rarely Lets her son hang out with friends Blames her son for having poor social skills.

Rarely Lets her son hang out with friends Blames her son for having poor social skills.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

no daughter of mine will ever leave the house in a tank top and short skirt!! dresses like a skank to office parties, neighborhood get-togethers, shopping trips...

no daughter of mine will ever leave the house in a tank top and short skirt!! dresses like a skank to office parties, neighborhood get-togethers, shopping trips...  Sheltering Suburban Mom

calls to make sure you voted badgers you for picking the wrong guy

calls to make sure you voted badgers you for picking the wrong guy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Reagan said the best social program is a job." Hasn't worked in 25 years.

"how dare you men sexualize teen girls!" Buys slutty clothing for her own teen daughter

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