Sheltering Suburban Mom

locks you in the house for first 12 years of your life expects you to be social

locks you in the house for first 12 years of your life  expects you to be social  Sheltering Suburban Mom

the flu is going around? children go to school in large bubbles

the flu is going around? children go to school in large bubbles  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Acts like her shit dont stink

Acts like her shit dont stink   Sheltering Suburban Mom

claims you do nothing all day spends all day watching TV

claims you do nothing all day spends all day watching TV  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son tells her he is an atheist "you need to go to church more."

Son tells her he is an atheist

Refuses to get out of the passing lane Speeds up so you can't pass her from the slow lane

Refuses to get out of the passing lane Speeds up so you can't pass her from the slow lane  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Pro-choice?" "Look at pictures of aborted babies and think again"

Refuses to buy her son an energy drink because it's "poison." Buys two packs of cigarettes.

Refuses to buy her son an energy drink because it's

"Go clean your room" Hasn't cleaned room in 10 years

"you live under my roof, you'll follow my rules." doesn't pay any of the bills.

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