Sheltering Suburban Mom

reads the same book every night "Love you forever"

reads the same book every night

takes credit for her kids' successes blames society for their failures

takes credit for her kids' successes blames society for their failures  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Mom I'm bored" Why don't you do the dishes?

Says men are pigs Watches magic mike and reads 50 shades of grey

Says men are pigs  Watches magic mike and reads 50 shades of grey  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"i will always love you" "unless you become an atheist"

tells you to eat all the food on your plate throws out half of hers "i'm on a diet"

tells you to eat all the food on your plate throws out half of hers

"the bible is not a science book" "evolution is not in the bible"

Normal argument or idea ridiculous religious statement

Normal argument or idea ridiculous religious statement    Sheltering Suburban Mom

Well of course the Bible doesn't make sense to you! You can't use logic when discussing faith or else you go to hell.

Well of course the Bible doesn't make sense to you! You can't use logic when discussing faith or else you go to hell.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Preaches about the horrors of masturbation Vibrator in night table drawer

Preaches about the horrors of masturbation Vibrator in night table drawer  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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