Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wonders why you're always on your laptop and not with friends. "Oh, we're busy. You're friend can't come over today...or next week...or next month."

Wonders why you're always on your laptop and not with friends.

buys pre-washed grapes washes them anyway

buys pre-washed grapes  washes them anyway  Sheltering Suburban Mom

RYUM Y U MAD COS U BE TOLD TRUTH?

RYUM Y U MAD COS U BE TOLD TRUTH?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Did you hear about about Paul Ryan? I like him. He is young, handsome and from the midwest.

Did you hear about about Paul Ryan? I like him. He is young, handsome and from the midwest.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Annoying as hell but you know you'd fuck her

Annoying as hell but you know you'd fuck her  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i sent my son to rehab because my daughter was on meth

i sent my son to rehab because my daughter was on meth  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets arrested for drinking and driving car is made of beer

Gets arrested for drinking and driving car is made of beer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Preaches honesty is fucking the neighbor

Preaches honesty is fucking the neighbor   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys the 64gb iPad because she's worried about space. Only uses it for 'Words With Friends Free'

Buys the 64gb iPad because she's worried about space. Only uses it for 'Words With Friends Free'  Sheltering Suburban Mom

thought my baby to poop in a toilet because diperse "stink"

thought my baby to poop in a toilet  because diperse
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