Sheltering Suburban Mom

I say yolo because everyone is

I say yolo because everyone is  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I want my daughter to marry the right man because i sure didn't

I want my daughter to marry the right man because i sure didn't   Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you aren't religious why do you want to get married?

If you aren't religious why do you want to get married?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You can't be alone in his house Leaves us both alone in her house

You can't be alone in his house Leaves us both alone in her house  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If we could take the famine in Africa And move it to the Middle East, we'd have world peace

If we could take the famine in Africa And move it to the Middle East, we'd have world peace  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you irresponsible Had you by accident

Calls you irresponsible Had you by accident  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Takes Kids to SUSHI RESTAURANT EVERYONE ORDERS CHICKEN

Takes Kids to SUSHI RESTAURANT EVERYONE ORDERS CHICKEN  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks High School Atheist Groups Indoctrinate Children Sends 5 year old son to sunday school weekly

Thinks High School Atheist Groups Indoctrinate Children Sends 5 year old son to sunday school weekly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about people driving to fast on her street cuts across 3 lanes of traffic at 75 pulling into Denny's

Complains about people driving to fast on her street cuts across 3 lanes of traffic at 75 pulling into Denny's  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Favorite Conservative TV HOsts: Bill O'reilly and Stephen Colbert

Favorite Conservative TV HOsts: Bill O'reilly and Stephen Colbert  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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