Sheltering Suburban Mom

Puts on makeup and does hair to take you to soccer practice Arrive 10 minutes late

Puts on makeup and does hair to take you to soccer practice Arrive 10 minutes late  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells at you for pre-marital sex Had you 6 months after her wedding

Yells at you for pre-marital sex Had you 6 months after her wedding  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you read violent books like The Hunger Games Has 7 Bibles in the house

Won't let you read violent books like The Hunger Games Has 7 Bibles in the house  Sheltering Suburban Mom

is a member of "one million moms"

is a member of

Puts "WORLD PEACE" sticker on SUV Cuts off cyclist on way to yoga

Puts

Separation of church and state? Atheism's a religion, too.

Separation of church and state? Atheism's a religion, too.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Invites three sons out for fried chicken lectures them about needing to lose weight

Invites three sons out for fried chicken lectures them about needing to lose weight  Sheltering Suburban Mom

някой да има тиквичка?

 някой да има тиквичка?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I have a sercret... (and it's in my pants...)

I have a sercret... (and it's in my pants...)  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Stop playing so many video games. Plays farmville everyday.

Stop playing so many video games.  Plays farmville everyday.   Sheltering Suburban Mom
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