Sheltering Suburban Mom

"If it grows in the ground, its good for you!" "Don't do weed, its bad for you!"

Stop playing those violent shooting games Come watch SAW with me instead

Stop playing those violent shooting games Come watch SAW with me instead  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i divorced your father because i can't trust him anymore meets a guy and marries him 3 days later

i divorced your father because i can't trust him anymore meets a guy and marries him 3 days later  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh. I don't like that kid F! -Mrs Enkosky

Oh. I don't like that kid F! -Mrs Enkosky  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you lazy Drives a car to a shop 400 yards away

Calls you lazy Drives a car to a shop 400 yards away  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Travels in order to experience other cultures "Excuse me, do you speak american?"

Travels in order to experience other cultures

That fake laugh you do when you don’t understand what somebody just said to you.

That fake laugh you do when  you don’t understand what somebody just said to you.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about slow self-serve check out Has two carts worth of items

Complains about slow self-serve check out Has two carts worth of items  Sheltering Suburban Mom

See's you backing out of parking spot. Speed's up and honks horn!!!

See's you backing out of parking spot. Speed's up and honks horn!!!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Disapproves Of Alcohol carried home from bunko

Disapproves Of Alcohol carried home from bunko  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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