Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about Americas dependence on Chinese exports. Shops at Wal-Mart

Complains about Americas dependence on Chinese exports. Shops at Wal-Mart  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Knows son can't masturbate Has sex with him

Knows son can't masturbate Has sex with him  Sheltering Suburban Mom

considers self a "milf"

considers self a

says god loves everyone and is on the side of truth flips the fuck out when you point out anything from Leviticus as an argument against her

says god loves everyone and is on the side of truth flips the fuck out when you point out anything from Leviticus as an argument against her  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No Sex Talk in this house Keeps Cosmo on the Coffee Table

No Sex Talk in this house Keeps Cosmo on the Coffee Table  Sheltering Suburban Mom

It's ridiculous to let your kids believe in a rabbit that gives them candy and eggs Now let's celebrate jesus rising from the dead

It's ridiculous to let your kids believe in a rabbit that gives them candy and eggs Now let's celebrate jesus rising from the dead  Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't believe in pre-marital sex takes it up the ass to keep virginity

doesn't believe in pre-marital sex takes it up the ass to keep virginity  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You're getting darker!" "How will we ever find a good husband for you?"

Well you don't have to believe in God to call yourself a Christian

Well you don't have to believe in God to call yourself a Christian  Sheltering Suburban Mom

every bad thing man does is not god's fault but man's found money on the floor. thank the lord.

every bad thing man does is not god's fault but man's found money on the floor. thank the lord.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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