Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you lazy needs you to turn up the volume on her TV

Calls you lazy needs you to turn up the volume on her TV   Sheltering Suburban Mom

A man was beheaded in London? I'll bet Obama doesn't do a thing about it.

A man was beheaded in London? I'll bet Obama doesn't do a thing about it.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Spanking is abuse!!" wonders why children don't listen

Thinks she's sexy Has poorly cropped '90s hair

Thinks she's sexy Has poorly cropped '90s hair  Sheltering Suburban Mom

marries complains husband doesn't spend enough time with the kids doctor

marries complains husband doesn't spend enough time with the kids doctor  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you true beauty is on the inside Botox every week

tells you true beauty is on the inside Botox every week  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about reposts Uses overused meme to do so

Complains about reposts Uses overused meme to do so  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Mad because you got your girlfriend pregnant Refused to teach you about contraceptives

Mad because you got your girlfriend pregnant Refused to teach you about contraceptives  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Overprotective so you "grow up right" Socially crippled and depressed for the rest of your life

Overprotective so you

Wont let you get a puppy is a bitch

Wont let you get a puppy is a bitch  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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