Sheltering Suburban Mom

just told my mom that I am an atheist "You cannot even begin to imagine how much I don't care"

just told my mom that I am an atheist

Mom says mini side bar feed on Facebook is too small for her to read, wants to delete account in frustration FACEBOOK CHANGES FOR THE WIN!

Mom says mini side bar feed on Facebook is too small for her to read, wants to delete account in frustration FACEBOOK CHANGES FOR THE WIN!   Sheltering Suburban Mom

can't understand why people would decimate their bodies with plastic surgery had c-sections so her vag would stay tight.

can't understand why people would decimate their bodies with plastic surgery had c-sections so her vag would stay tight.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

assumes the worst when you don't answer your cell doesn't know how to use her's

assumes the worst when you don't answer your cell doesn't know how to use her's  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're going to graduate school in Canada? Can you speak french?

You're going to graduate school in Canada? Can you speak french?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't allow your children around hers if they aren't vaccinated SMOKES

Won't allow your children around hers if they aren't vaccinated SMOKES   Sheltering Suburban Mom

you may purchase male or female slaves... You may also purchase the children. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives

 you may purchase male or female slaves... You may also purchase the children. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance.  You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Speaks to gardeners in spanish gardeners speak english

Speaks to gardeners in spanish gardeners speak english  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Single cougar quits acting like a prude, gets makeover & boob job Not single anymore

Single cougar quits acting like a prude, gets makeover & boob job Not single anymore  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says men are pigs Watches magic mike and reads 50 shades of grey

Says men are pigs  Watches magic mike and reads 50 shades of grey  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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