Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Don't leave that water bottle in the heat" "The water will go bad"

says its her house but its yours too when its time to clean

says its her house but its yours too when its time to clean  Sheltering Suburban Mom

child does something wrong threatens to take away college housing money

child does something wrong threatens to take away college housing money  Sheltering Suburban Mom

stresses the importance of safe driving tailgates you in a school zone

stresses the importance
of safe driving tailgates you in a school zone   Sheltering Suburban Mom

GETS DRUNK AT WINE TASTING PARTY "IF I EVERY CATCH YOU DRUNK, YOU'RE OUTTA THE HOUSE"

GETS DRUNK AT WINE TASTING PARTY

You have to go to college to get a good job housewife with ged

You have to go to college to get a good job  housewife with ged  Sheltering Suburban Mom

bad smell bitch for weeks

bad smell bitch for weeks  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Loves you unconditionally with a few conditions

Loves you unconditionally with a few conditions  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells her you dont believe in the bible but you believe in god and i thought you were a good kid

tells her you dont believe in the bible but you believe in god and i thought you were a good kid  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Is morbidly obese says the Paleo Diet is unnatural

Is morbidly obese   says the Paleo Diet is unnatural   Sheltering Suburban Mom
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