Sheltering Suburban Mom

I think I've heard of Doctor Who Isn't it like that show "House"?

I think I've heard of Doctor Who Isn't it like that show

Kid Two States Over Gets Abducted SOLITARY CONFINEMENT

Kid Two States Over Gets Abducted SOLITARY CONFINEMENT  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Went to facebook to reconnect with her college boyfriends Stalks your profile for embarrassing pictures

Went to facebook to reconnect with her college boyfriends Stalks your profile for embarrassing pictures  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I am a professional SSM because I was a sheltered suburban girl didn't even need to lie on my resume

I am a professional SSM because 
I was a sheltered suburban girl didn't even need 
to lie on my resume  Sheltering Suburban Mom

the reason you're doing so well in college is because god gave you the ability to study hard

the reason you're doing so well in college is because god gave you the ability to study hard  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thanks for coming along to the movies with me today By the way, that new guy I met and his children are coming too

Thanks for coming along to the movies with me today By the way, that new guy I met and his children are coming too  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fastforwards the boob scene in titanic Suggests we watch the passion of the christ next Caption 3 goes here

Fastforwards the boob scene in titanic Suggests we watch the passion of the christ next Caption 3 goes here  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Websites like facebook are stealing our privacy" Secretly checks child's internet history everyday

thinks anything against god is evil favorite song Imagine By John Lennon

thinks anything against god is evil favorite song Imagine By John Lennon  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says you suck at cleaning still makes you clean

says you suck at cleaning still makes you clean  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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