Sheltering Suburban Mom

sells everything valuable you own "be glad i didn't make you pay back everything i spent on you"

sells everything valuable you own

THANKYOU GOD

THANKYOU GOD  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't eat chicken because of growth hormones eats steak

Doesn't eat chicken  because of growth hormones eats steak  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you to stop playing World Of Witchcraft` you play world of warcraft

tells you to stop playing World Of Witchcraft` you play world of warcraft  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees "you mad bro" sign at football game CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT, MUST BE RACIST

Sees

Tells daughter men only want sex Calls herself a cougar

Tells daughter men only want sex Calls herself a cougar  Sheltering Suburban Mom

There is a thing called faith

There is a thing called faith  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes Kids Go to CCD Class every week goes to midnight mass once a year

Makes Kids Go to CCD Class every week goes to midnight mass once a year  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I tell my kids that jesus loves everyone But really just rich white people, right?!

I tell my kids that jesus loves everyone But really just rich white people, right?!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells only child that it's important to recycle Buys Minivan

Tells only child that it's important to recycle  Buys Minivan  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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