Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you need to make your own decisions" signs you up for fucking everything

Believes vaccines cause autism Because Jenny McCarthy seems like a good mom

Believes vaccines cause autism  Because Jenny McCarthy seems like a good mom  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I can't not tell him. Don't tell him I knew you smoked.

I can't not tell him. Don't tell him I knew you smoked.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You can't watch that movie It shows a nipple

You can't watch that movie It shows a nipple  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Goes on facebook and clicks on all contest ads "That NFL.com site you were on gave me a virus!"

Goes on facebook and clicks on all contest ads

Tells you that drugs are bad Thinks Mary Jane is a role model

Tells you that drugs are bad Thinks Mary Jane is a role model  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Always Talks about how great her sex life is... hasn't had sex in months!

Always Talks about how great her sex life is... hasn't had sex in months!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Otter pops are for kids, and black people."

"I'm not buying you an energy drink! They're not good for you." Has shopping cart full of soda and Cheetos

Gets offended when someone says "For god's sake" Swears in front of students

Gets offended when someone says
Like us for More!