Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gives you a portable bottle of hand gel Thinks vaccines are dangerous

Gives you a portable bottle of hand gel Thinks vaccines are dangerous  Sheltering Suburban Mom

SON HAS COLD SORE ON HIS FACE KIcked out for having sex before marriage

SON HAS COLD SORE ON HIS FACE KIcked out for having sex before marriage  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wine isn't alcohol it's made from grapes

Wine isn't alcohol it's made from grapes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants you to be out of the house more Calls you non-stop when you're not home.

Wants you to be out of the house more Calls you non-stop when you're not home.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

TELLS YOU TO GET OUTTA BED SO YOU CAN MAKE IT...

TELLS YOU TO GET OUTTA BED SO YOU CAN MAKE IT...  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Decades of research by prominent feminist professors has determined that the most effective way to combat rape in our society is to Just Say "Don't Rape"

Decades of research by prominent feminist professors has determined that the most effective way to combat rape in our society is to Just Say

complains about small parking spaces at the mall Drives a hummer

complains about small parking spaces at the mall Drives a hummer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you need to waste less time on that computer." spends 6 hours of her day online clothes shopping

God protects my computer from viruses

God protects my computer from viruses  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells at you for sleeping in until noon Takes 4 hour nap after breakfast everyday

Yells at you for sleeping in until noon  Takes 4 hour nap after breakfast everyday  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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