Sheltering Suburban Mom

He would never videotape girls in a middle school locker room because he was such a nice guy

He would never videotape girls in a middle school locker room because he was such a nice guy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"eggs are dairy..." Because you get them in the Dairy Aisle!

I believe that a species can change slightly from generation to generation. But I don't believe in evolution

I believe that a species can change slightly from generation to generation. But I don't believe in evolution  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh you want the dog? you sick fuck

Oh you want the dog? you sick fuck  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're a democrat? Next you'll say you're a atheist

You're a democrat? Next you'll say you're a atheist  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says Soda Is Bad For You Only drinks iced tea

Says Soda Is Bad For You Only drinks iced tea  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asks you if you want to go to the grocery for her is pissed when you don't

Asks you if you want to go to the grocery for her is pissed when you don't  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys expensive car seat and brags about quality and safety of brand name does not use it correctly

Buys expensive car seat and brags about quality and safety of brand name does not use it correctly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

eat pray love is her bible all the world is an ashram theme park

eat pray love is her bible all the world is an ashram theme park  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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