Sheltering Suburban Mom

Afraid son is a depressed alcoholic Yell at him for not having a life

Afraid son is a depressed alcoholic Yell at him for not having a life  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sends flyers to the school about the dangers of pasting covers her tits in colgate and waits for her hubby to get home

Sends flyers to the school about the dangers of pasting covers her tits in colgate and waits for her hubby to get home  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Homosexuals are sexual deviants" Talks highly of "Fifty Shades of Grey" and recommends it to everyone she knows

Bitches at you constantly about locking up Leaves her bedroom window open with the screen out

Bitches at you constantly about locking up Leaves her bedroom window open with the screen out  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Bible study at professor's house? I better come to make sure it's safe

Bible study at professor's house? I better come to make sure it's safe  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Repeatedly complains about the food continues to frequent restaurant

Repeatedly complains about the food  continues to frequent restaurant  Sheltering Suburban Mom

why do you need friends? you have me

why do you need friends? you have me   Sheltering Suburban Mom

sees son using her ipad "You know, when you run the battery out you're going to have to buy me a new one"

sees son using her ipad

It's not looking real good at the momemt IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE MOVING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY

It's not looking real good at the momemt IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE MOVING TO ANOTHER COUNTRY  Sheltering Suburban Mom

they're Jewish boys, and people of different ethnicities develop faster.

they're Jewish boys, and people of different ethnicities develop faster.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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