Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants her kids to be well educated. Audits all of their college courses to make sure professors do it right.

Wants her kids to be well educated.  Audits all of their college courses to make sure professors do it right.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Grounds Child For Drinking While he is away at college

Grounds Child For Drinking While he is away at college  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oye, Marc tu te tocas la tilila cuando te duchas?

Oye, Marc tu te tocas la tilila cuando te duchas?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains that you're always inside never lets you out

complains that you're always inside never lets you out  Sheltering Suburban Mom

TATOOS AND FAT PEOPLE I'M NOTH HAVING IT Caption 3 goes here

TATOOS AND FAT PEOPLE I'M NOTH HAVING IT Caption 3 goes here  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wants a big hug from you pees all over your workclothes

Wants a big hug from you pees all over your workclothes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

she's not a bitch - you just have "oppositional-defiant-disorder"

she's not a bitch - you just have

"you don't need alcohol to have fun" needs 2 xanax to sleep

Thinks children are actually sleeping on christmas eve

Thinks children are actually sleeping on christmas eve  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Who is that rapper? Half a dollar?

Who is that rapper? Half a dollar?   Sheltering Suburban Mom
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