Sheltering Suburban Mom

oh the Boston bomber is white? He must Be crazy

oh the Boston bomber is white? He must Be crazy   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I am an amazing parent." Child is Scumbag Steve

Believes in literal understanding of bible Bible written in Greek

Believes in literal understanding of bible  Bible written in Greek  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks THat Final Cut X Is AWESOME!!!

Thinks THat Final Cut X Is AWESOME!!!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Constantly complains about debt Goes to florida every winter

Constantly complains about debt Goes to florida every winter  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Leaves church and goes to the mall with her family for a nice day out Has a screaming fit with a cashier because her coupons can't be combined

Leaves church and goes to the mall with her family for a nice day out Has a screaming fit with a cashier because her coupons can't be combined   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks she's raising her son to be Good guy greg scumbag steve

Thinks she's raising her son to be Good guy greg scumbag steve  Sheltering Suburban Mom

go outside and get exercise! yells at you when you get dirty

go outside and get exercise! yells at you when you get dirty   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"i'm on this earth to do god's work." watches reality television all day, on a tv that her rich husband payed for, while neglecting her children.

"honey am i really that sheltering?" *shrugs* "Get the fuck back in the house"

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