Sheltering Suburban Mom

About to take nap Starts Vacuuming

About to take nap Starts Vacuuming  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets message from Sebastian. Blocks him.

Gets message from Sebastian. Blocks him.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Chastises son for riding bike without helmet drives drunk regularly

Chastises son for riding bike without helmet drives drunk regularly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells daughter she's beautiful just the way she is makes appointment for her with plastic surgeon

tells daughter she's beautiful just the way she is makes appointment for her with plastic surgeon  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No facebook because it ruins chances at getting into college child has no friends

No facebook because it ruins chances at getting into college child has no friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom

kids busted slinging bunk molly on lot i blame trey

kids busted slinging bunk molly on lot i blame trey  Sheltering Suburban Mom

well, why should she work when she would only earn 81 cents for every dollar her husband makes?

well, why should she work when she would only earn 81 cents for every dollar her husband makes?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Marijuana is evil and will get you addicted and kill you Smokes two packs of belmonts a day

Marijuana is evil and will get you addicted and kill you Smokes two packs of belmonts a day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Makes Son go to community college "you still have a curfew until you go off to college"

Makes Son go to community college

Of course i would kill you if God wanted me to He would just bring you back from the dead

Of course i would kill you if God wanted me to He would just bring you back from the dead  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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