Sheltering Suburban Mom

drives a gas guzzling suv guzzles cum in the back seat

drives a gas guzzling suv guzzles cum in the back seat  Sheltering Suburban Mom

only sluts get raped because decent women can afford bodyguards

only sluts get raped because decent women can afford bodyguards  Sheltering Suburban Mom

So he was naked with his neighbor and his girlfriend caught him?!

So he was naked with his neighbor and his girlfriend caught him?!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Click it or Ticket Fuck a Helmet tho

Click it or Ticket Fuck a Helmet tho  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fapping? Is that fucking to rap music?

Fapping? Is that fucking to rap music?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let you watch scary movies Takes you to church to learn about hell

Doesn't let you watch scary movies Takes you to church to learn about hell  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let me date a non-Italian MARRIED An italian

Won't let me date a non-Italian MARRIED An italian  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Because without GM food WE ALL DIE OF STARVATION!

Because without GM food WE ALL DIE OF STARVATION!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My boys play MINESWEEPER THE GAME WHERE YOU BUILD A FAKE WORLD

My boys play MINESWEEPER THE GAME WHERE YOU BUILD A FAKE WORLD  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Kid dies after drinking 4lokos and diet pills "If you drink 4loko you die"

Kid dies after drinking 4lokos and diet pills
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