Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks skateboarders are white trash builds half-pipe in her back yard for her son and serves them sunny d to be his friend

thinks skateboarders are white trash builds half-pipe in her back yard for her son and serves them sunny d to be his friend  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Furious that marijuana is now legal in her State Takes daily anti-depressants

Furious that marijuana is now legal in her State Takes daily anti-depressants  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Boys going to the cast party No more sleepover

Boys going to the cast party No more sleepover  Sheltering Suburban Mom

is Cut off in church parking lot gives the finger

is Cut off in church parking lot gives the finger  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you gave the computer a virus!" virus scan finds couponprinter.exe

well, that's... different

well, that's... different  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Alcohol ruins lives and families I never once drank until after you were born

Alcohol ruins lives and families I never once drank until after you were born  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm hiding this slingshot until you're older. Just kidding I threw it away.

I'm hiding this slingshot until you're older. Just kidding I threw it away.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees older man with big glasses on the street Grabs daughters hand and runs away

Sees older man with big glasses on the street Grabs daughters hand and runs away  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says you spend too much time on the computer Is always on the phone with her friends

Says you spend too much time on the computer Is always on the phone with her friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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