Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears Vanilla Ice in son's room Deletes BET from television

Hears Vanilla Ice in son's room Deletes BET from television  Sheltering Suburban Mom

won't give head insists you do

won't give head insists you do  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lectures kids on dangers of marijuana Bakes hash cookies for school bake sale

Lectures kids on dangers of marijuana Bakes hash cookies for school bake sale  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells Daughter to Stay a Virgin Until Marriage Fucks the Pool Boy

Tells Daughter to Stay a Virgin Until Marriage Fucks the Pool Boy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You can marry a boy or a girl It doesn't matter to me

You can marry a boy or a girl It doesn't matter to me  Sheltering Suburban Mom

always pesters you about losing weight just bought a jumbo box of cheez its, brownies and assorted snacks for vacation

always pesters you about losing weight  just bought a jumbo box of cheez its,  brownies and assorted snacks for vacation  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets in line to pick up son from school an hour before school lets out To avoid waiting in line for 10 minutes

Gets in line to pick up son from school an hour before school lets out To avoid waiting in line for 10 minutes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks it's wrong for a couple to live together before they decide to get married got divorced because she rushed into marriage

Thinks it's wrong for a couple to live together before they decide to get married got divorced because she rushed into marriage  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I think bill gates is the devil

I think bill gates is the devil  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says something got divorced

Says something got divorced  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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