Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says go get a job Doesnt have one

Says go get a job Doesnt have one  Sheltering Suburban Mom

preaches to her children about the importance of monogamy cheats on her husband with the pool boy

preaches to her children about the importance of monogamy cheats on her husband with the pool boy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Atheists pick and choose their morals!" Picks and chooses what parts to believe in the book they draw morals from

gage says he's sorry!!

gage says he's sorry!!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Catches son smoking weed random drugs tests

Catches son smoking weed random drugs tests   Sheltering Suburban Mom

you kids want to run into a burning building? take a sweater!

you kids want to run into a burning building? take a sweater!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

the closest she's been to experiencing real hardship: knowing a holocaust survivor

the closest she's been to experiencing real hardship: knowing a holocaust survivor  Sheltering Suburban Mom

preaches about texting and driving eats breakfast while driving to the mall

preaches about texting and driving eats breakfast while driving to the mall  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Will not let you ride with friends to your senior prom "all teen drivers are drunk or high"

Will not let you ride with friends to your senior prom

Throws a mountain of clothing into your room Tells you to clean it up

Throws a mountain of clothing into your room Tells you to clean it up  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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