Sheltering Suburban Mom

When I was your age I dealt with sexual immorality you can't date

When I was your age I dealt with sexual immorality you can't date  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I only drink white grape soda because when i drink dark grape soda im afraid it will steal my purse

I only drink white grape soda because when i drink dark grape soda im afraid it will steal my purse  Sheltering Suburban Mom

whos this on the radio right now oh its nickle back i love them

whos this on the radio right now oh its nickle back i love them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hopefully my body will shut down this GRAPE BABY

Hopefully my body will shut down this GRAPE BABY  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You better stop nosing around in gods business thats like going in someones closet

You better stop nosing around in gods business thats like going in someones closet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Marriage is between a man and a woman It says so in the constitution

Marriage is between a man and a woman It says so in the constitution  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"So atheists don't want 'In God We Trust' on our money?" "I am surprised that they even use our money."

"I'm not letting my kids watch Shrek. The ogre calls the donkey a jackass."

"Tell me why you did it" "Stop. I don't want any excuses"

you believe in God, right? Well, he created man, so there was no room for evolution.

you believe in God, right? Well, he created man, so there was no room for evolution.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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