Sheltering Suburban Mom

kid kicks teacher at school send him to camp

kid kicks teacher at school send him to camp  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're not sick, Go to school. You can't meet your friends, you're sick!

You're not sick, Go to school. You can't meet your friends, you're sick!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells her husband to be more feminine Forces him to was romantic comedys

Tells her husband to be more feminine  Forces him to was romantic comedys  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Steven honey.. Let mommy tuck you in now and read you a bedtime story

Steven honey.. Let mommy tuck you in now and read you a bedtime story  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Accuses you of video game addiction Plays Mafia Wars religiously

Accuses you of video game addiction Plays Mafia Wars religiously  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Argues that global warming has been going on naturally since the last ice age Thinks the earth is only 7000 years old

Argues that global warming has been going on naturally since the last ice age Thinks the earth is only 7000 years old  Sheltering Suburban Mom

no i don't think that an invisible god in the sky is real "well air is invisible how do you know that's real"

no i don't think that an invisible god in the sky is real

"You need to go out with your friends more often" Strictly enforces a 9:00 curfew

I won't let my children clean the litterbox I don't want them to know cats have assholes

I won't let my children clean the litterbox I don't want them to know cats have assholes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You don't need a date to homecoming" "I'll just go with you again this year"

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