Sheltering Suburban Mom

Catches son in street with his friends singing "top that" wants them to start a boy band

Catches son in street with his friends singing

Gun? No thanks, I've got twenty.

Gun? No thanks, I've got twenty.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

My mom didn't say anything. these are fake

My mom didn't say anything. these are fake  Sheltering Suburban Mom

protests genital mutilation circumcised her sons

protests genital mutilation circumcised her sons  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says wall street protesters are pot smoking losers drinks a fifth of scotch while watching fox and friends

Says wall street protesters are pot smoking losers drinks a fifth of scotch while watching fox and friends  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls you rude for being anti-christian uses the n word in the next sentence

Calls you rude for being anti-christian uses the n word in the next sentence  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"The cleaning lady is coming" Better clean the whole fucking house

"You're an adult now, make your own decisions" Criticizes every decision

Catches you smoking weed with friends Sends you to rehab

Catches you smoking weed with friends Sends you to rehab  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about you playing video games for two hours watches netflix all day when you're done

Complains about you playing video games for two hours watches netflix all day when you're done  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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