Sheltering Suburban Mom

you should take me to see the black night

you should take me to see the black night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I don't know why your brother uses language disrespectful to women I take him to mass every Sunday

I don't know why your brother uses language disrespectful to women I take him to mass every Sunday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Those muslim bombers need jesus

Those muslim bombers need jesus  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Stupid aunt talking absurd nonsense

Stupid aunt talking absurd nonsense   Sheltering Suburban Mom

your 2002 flip phone finally bit the dust, ask for new phone "ok, which pawn shop to you want to go to?"

your 2002 flip phone finally bit the dust, ask for new phone

you fall down steep and sharp embankment "did you rip your clothes?!"

you fall down steep and sharp embankment

Cheats on dad: Forgiven catches dad cheating: DIVORCE

Cheats on dad: Forgiven catches dad cheating: DIVORCE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you she loves you won't leave you the fuck alone

Tells you she loves you won't leave you the fuck alone  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks harry potter is satanic reads horoscope daily

Thinks harry potter is satanic reads horoscope daily  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you date someone a year older than you Is 8 years older than your dad

Won't let you date someone a year older than you Is 8 years older than your dad  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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