Sheltering Suburban Mom

random car parked in front of house at night calls the fucking cops

random car parked in front of house at night calls the fucking cops  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Watches Kony Video Calls child services

Watches Kony Video Calls child services  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells 18 year-old daughter she can do what she wants When daughter tells her what she wants, she forbids her from doing that

Tells 18 year-old daughter she can do what she wants When daughter tells her what she wants, she forbids her from doing that  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I don't always walk in when your watching a movie But when i do you have a raging boner in the middle of a sex scene

I don't always walk in when your watching a movie But when i do you have a raging boner in the middle of a sex scene  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees your friend buying cigarettes at the gas station blackmales him into going to church on Sunday

Sees your friend buying cigarettes at the gas station blackmales him into going to church on Sunday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm going to send you to an all girls school to empower to be a woman is a housewife

I'm going to send you to an all girls school to empower to be a woman  is a housewife   Sheltering Suburban Mom

All religions have good morals in their roots Except Islam

All religions have good morals in their roots Except Islam  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains how expensive son's IBD suppressant medication is gladly gives hundreds of dollars to the church every week

complains how expensive son's IBD suppressant medication is gladly gives hundreds of dollars to the church every week  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Won't let you get a phone because "texting is evil" Spends All day checking her email

Won't let you get a phone because

Xbox fan argues how awesome Xbox is compared to PlayStation. Brags about preordering PS4.

Xbox fan argues how awesome Xbox is compared to PlayStation. Brags about preordering PS4.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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