Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells daughter she's beautiful just the way she is botox injections every 3 months

tells daughter she's beautiful just the way she is botox injections every 3 months  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees F's on your report card Yells at the teacher

Sees F's on your report card  Yells at the teacher  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains you don't share pics Hasn't printed photo in 10 years

Complains you don't share pics Hasn't printed photo in 10 years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

uses cloth grocery bag throws away 7 starbucks cups a day

uses cloth grocery bag throws away 7 starbucks cups a day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Has $10k in credit card debt Buys son car to go to college she wants him to

Has $10k in credit card debt Buys son car to go to college she wants him to  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Baby won't stop crying Spank him, that should work

Baby won't stop crying Spank him, that should work  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I just farted the wet one

I just farted the wet one  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Is worried you'll have sex at mixed-gender sleepover Asks you to walk home through city at night

Is worried you'll have sex at mixed-gender sleepover Asks you to walk home through city at night  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No way they can cure hiv I bet they diagnosed that baby wrong

No way they can cure hiv I bet they diagnosed that baby wrong  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Have you been smoking marijuana? Your eyes are as red as the devil

Have you been smoking marijuana? Your eyes are as red as the devil  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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