Sheltering Suburban Mom

spends more time at PTA meetings than talking to her kids

spends more time at PTA meetings than talking to her kids  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Takes kids to dinosaur museum Re-explains everything to fit with the Bible

Takes kids to dinosaur museum Re-explains everything to fit with the Bible  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Forbids kids from swearing drinks and smokes in front of them

Forbids kids from swearing drinks and smokes in front of them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Get stuck with Linares for Sociology NNMmmkay

Get stuck with Linares for Sociology NNMmmkay  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Supports one million moms dresses toddler daughter sexually and puts her in beauty pagent

Supports one million moms dresses toddler daughter sexually and puts her in beauty pagent  Sheltering Suburban Mom

makes obscure spinach pastries "Why does no one eat them?"

makes obscure spinach pastries

"you bought a new video game? but you already have 5, quit wasting money!" half her closet is clothes bought only because they were on sale and still have the tags on them.

Tells you drugs are bad gets hammerd

Tells you drugs are bad gets hammerd   Sheltering Suburban Mom

says she loves black people would rather her daughter not have black boyfriend

says she loves black people would rather her daughter not have black boyfriend  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't allow kids to drink soda Guzzles Diet Coke

Doesn't allow kids to drink soda Guzzles Diet Coke  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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